are you greg
can we add another greg to the party
i am also greg
too many gregs
You could say it’s a…. congregation
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
But California isn’t on any of those lists?
Nevermind you were looking at the map.
Thanks much for the nomination, I fucking love everything.